johnnyjoestarrelatable:

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

quorpiest:

dragontatoes:

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

spillybun:

spillybun:

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

ontarom:

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

partywithponies:

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

color-palettes:

Strawberry Syrup - Submitted by nostalgia-lite

#FBBCBD #FBD7E4 #34262A #D97388 #FAF4F4 

jeza-red:

smol-bean-meme-machine:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

butteryswimmingthing:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

fool-errant:

bellamynochillblake:

im-reddie:

bellamynochillblake:

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

I actually made this a button last convention

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

explain pls

No

What are lemons??

I feel obligated to reblog this

grandark:

oh shit what up

that-twink-over-there:

royalharkinian:

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

This is a MASTERPIECE

tofuthebold:

scifikimmi:

dconthedancefloor:

Found some hands tutorial by me

Not in English but hope it will help???????

THIS IS SUPER HELPFUL. especially the hand one.

I’ve translated the ones that aren’t in English! (at least the ones in the main photoset, my Chinese isn’t good and I’m too tired from doing those translations to sit and decipher some of the characters that are blurry haha sorry)

under the cut because it got really long:

Keep reading

i could be extremely cryptid rn if i wanted to

tragicdeath:

tragicdeath:

no gender im FERAL

hhyujhuuugggghmgnggnuggrrrrrrr *loses all domestication*